Fruitlessful

Convert the calories in any food into hot dogs, or hot dogs into any other food. A 290-calorie baseline. No practical application.

Answer 7 questions. Receive your official fruit designation. Results are binding. One of them is Apple. We are sorry if it is you.

Convert any length into honey bees, Shaq shoes, hot dogs, bananas, and more. Accurate to 4 decimal places, for no reason.

Enter your current and goal weight. We recommend the most suitable planet for relocation. Results not recognized by any medical institution.

Enter any location on Earth. We calculate your antipodal teleportation destination. If it is ocean, we strongly advise against teleporting.

Answer 7 questions. Receive your official fruit designation. Results are binding. One of them is Apple. We are sorry if it is you.

Based on a 22-minute nap average. We do not explain further.

Enter your weight in kg or lbs. Receive a sobering number of Golden Retrievers.

Enter your current and goal weight. We recommend the most suitable planet for relocation. Results not recognized by any medical institution.