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HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE (IN NAPS)

Based on a 22-minute nap average. We do not explain further.

How Long You've Been Alive (in Naps)

A nap is defined as 22 minutes. This is based on research we read once. Fruitlessful does not store your date of birth. We barely store anything.