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Privacy Policy

Last updated: March 2026. This has never been updated before.

What we collect

When you sign in with Google, we receive your email address. That is all. We store it in our database alongside any tools you choose to save. We also receive your name from Google if you have one associated with your account. We do not collect your location, browsing history, or opinions on deep dish pizza.

What we do with it

We use your email to identify your account. We do not sell it, share it, or look at it more than necessary. We are not entirely sure why you gave it to us, but we appreciate the gesture.

Cookies

We use cookies to keep you signed in. They are not the good kind.

Third parties

We use Google for authentication and Supabase for data storage. Both have their own privacy policies, which are longer than this one. Google in particular has a lot to say.

Your data

To delete your account and all associated data, contact us at webmaster@fruitlessful.com and we will remove it manually. We will not take it personally.

Contact

Questions about privacy can be directed to webmaster@fruitlessful.com.