Fruitlessful

The Internet's Premier Source of Calculators That Don't Help
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Credits

Fruitlessful is built on a surprising number of free and open data sources. None of them intended to power a site like this.

Inspiration
Moonrise Kingdom →Directed by Wes Anderson. The question that started everything.
Data & APIs
Art Institute of Chicago Open Access API →Artwork data and images for the Meteorological Art Advisor. Free, open access, no key required.
Open Brewery DB →Brewery location data for Beer or Pinball?
Pinball Map →Pinball machine location data for Beer or Pinball?
Asterank →Asteroid valuation estimates for the Asteroid Wealth Index.
World Bank Open Data →GDP figures for the Asteroid Wealth Index.
OpenWeatherMap →Weather condition data for the Meteorological Art Advisor.
Where the ISS at? →Real-time International Space Station position for the ISS Distance Tracker.
Open Notify — People in Space →Current crew manifest data, used as the basis for our hardcoded crew list.
U.S. Treasury Fiscal Data API →Live national debt figures for Chicken Currency Conversion.
Nominatim / OpenStreetMap →Geocoding and reverse geocoding for all location-based widgets. © OpenStreetMap contributors.
Jelly Belly Wiki API →Jelly Belly flavor and color data for the Jelly Bean Mood Ring.
Infrastructure & Tooling
Next.js →The React framework powering this site.
Supabase →Database and authentication.
Vercel →Hosting and deployment.
Lucide →Icons used throughout the interface.