Market Oracle — Fruitlessful

• NEW: WWE Legend Pilgrimage Planner — find the three closest Hall of Famers to your location • NEW: Love & Attraction Calculator — real physics, disappointing results • NEW: Fruit Personality Assessment — one of the results is Apple. We are sorry if it is you. • NEW: Lifetime Blink Counter — how many movies have you missed by blinking? • NEW: T.T.P.S. — Theoretical Teleportation Positioning System — antipodal teleportation only • FEATURED: Non-Standard Length Converter — honey bees, Shaq shoes, hot dogs, and more • Did you know a day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus? • The average person blinks 15–20 times per minute, but only 3–8 times while reading this • Bananas are technically berries. Strawberries are not. Botanists are aware this is upsetting. • Pluto has not completed a full orbit of the Sun since its discovery in 1930. • 21 useless calculators and counting • All results are approximate. Some are wrong. We are at peace with this. • Fruitlessful.com — The Internet's Premier Source of Calculators That Don't Help

Think of a yes-or-no question. Ask the Oracle. She will consult global financial markets and seismic activity, then render a verdict.

The Oracle, waiting

The Oracle, responding

Note: The Oracle consults SPY, QQQ, Bitcoin, and global seismic activity to arrive at its verdicts. This information should not be used to make financial decisions. It should also not be used to make personal decisions, professional decisions, or any other kind of decision. Market data via Yahoo Finance and CoinGecko. Seismic data via USGS.