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Food & Drink
Jelly Bean Mood RingNEW
Upload any image. We extract its average color and match it to the closest Jelly Belly flavor. This is not a validated psychological assessment.
Miscellaneous, Food & Drink · Added: 2026-03-19
Chicken Currency ConversionNEW
Convert any dollar amount into Costco rotisserie chickens. Default: the current US national debt, fetched live from the Treasury. $4.99 per chicken, unchanged since 2009.
Food & Drink, Miscellaneous · Added: 2026-03-18
How Many Hot Dogs?
Convert the calories in any food into hot dogs, or hot dogs into any other food. A 290-calorie baseline. No practical application.
Food & Drink · Added: 2026-03-17
Fruit Personality Assessment
Answer 7 questions. Receive your official fruit designation. Results are binding. One of them is Apple. We are sorry if it is you.
Food & Drink, Miscellaneous · Added: 2026-03-17
New Yorker Paint Calculator
Enter your room dimensions. Receive the number of New York style pizza slices required to cover the walls. Ceiling not included. Windows not accounted for.
Food & Drink, Miscellaneous · Added: 2026-03-17